LAST YEAR'S MODEL

Does God Hate Synthpop?

October 13th, 2008 | Author: MODEL-002 | Tags:

Since August:

  1. Hurricane Fay chases us around Florida. We survive but our shoes are ruined.
  2. SYNTH1 dies. Attempts at resuscitation have been ongoing.
  3. MODEL-003’s guitar neck snaps. It is in one piece again, but something has changed.
  4. MODEL-001’s Korg vocoder refuses to play more than one note. Repairs have been made but its condition is still being monitored closely.
  5. M-Box falls off its last leg & dies. A replacement is still being sought.
  6. The keys for the practice space are swapped with blanks by the locksmith. Location of the real keys is still unknown.
  7. MODEL-002’s MS2000 is found dead in its box. Investigations into cause of death and possibility of revival are under way.

So many casualties in so few months! This is totally unacceptable. It’s time for us to take action.

UNITED WE STAND

6 comments

6 Comments so far

  1. MODEL-004 October 13th, 2008 2:54 pm

    Dear synthlings, I have located the golden finger! My faulty CPU circuits withheld its whereabouts from me. I will now board the mothership for a badly needed rewiring.
    …
    …[STANDBY].

  2. MODEL-002 October 13th, 2008 10:58 pm

    perhaps the tides have turned!

  3. MODEL-001 October 14th, 2008 6:03 pm

    WHY ARE WE THE ONLY ONES WHO COMMENT? SOB SOB.

  4. MODEL-002 October 15th, 2008 8:34 am

    WE NEED MORE LADY FRIENDS!

  5. Darcy June 23rd, 2009 6:07 am

    Hello everyone. It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.
    I am from Tonga and bad know English, give please true I wrote the following sentence: “Previous studies suggest that less costly, pul.”

    Best regards :-D , Darcy.

  6. lunchbox June 27th, 2009 11:21 am

    Darcy,

    It sounds like you’re carrying quite a load. Did something bad happen? Do you want to share with us? I know what you’re saying. This one time I engaged in moral cowardice so I made up for it by bravely beating the crap out of a menacing pom in order to save the day. I feel bad about this but I am going to go see transformers which I hear glorifies violence^222 so I will feel good later.

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