Hipster Stickers!
Stickers! Prepare for cutting!
I <3 Bed-Stuy Banana even if Bed-Stuy Banana </3 LSTYRSMDL!
Oh and then we got some shiny stickers at the afterparty, which were not official blog swag, promoting this hipster band called Last Year’s Model. Their music’s way too electronic and high energy for me (it actually goes great with the Jolt gum [Ed. note: 2 pieces of Jolt gum = 1 energy drink]) but I really dig their look.
— Bed-Stuy Banana [Ed. note: emphasis added]
It’s true! We have stickers! They will be on sale online soon! But until then you will have to come to our shows in order to get them!
Another thing, are we really hipsters? (We have been called that before.) Please vote & help us become more self-aware! (And vote soon, the poll closes May 31st, one second before midnight!)
Is LAST YEAR'S MODEL, the best band ever, a "hipster band"?
- No (67%, 18 Votes)
- Yes (Please provide evidence if you select this answer!) (33%, 9 Votes)
Total Voters: 27
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it must be my beard…
please vote NO everyone! save my beard!
it seems like “hipster” is that offensive word that no cool person would consider calling themselves but hopes everyone else does.
no. hipsters are lame, untalented, pretentious, attention starved losers.
they take themselves way too seriously and all come from the suburbs of Idaho or some shit.
you guys are way too cool.
and the banana doesn’t </3 you. the banana digs your look ::beams::
^_^ thank you j2 for making us look cool!
maybe since no one wants to be a hipster, we could be the first-ever publicly-hipster band! and like reclaim it from the suburban kids!
i think you should get a mustache -004!
Why can’t I vote??? zomg you are all hipsters! Esp you with the robot beard!
I don’t think hipsters are “lame, untalented, pretentious, attention starved losers” b/c LYM are not those things (maybe they like attention) and but yet there they are, hip, not lame. QED.
After conducting some additional research into the matter, I have decided that perhaps you are not hipsters after all. ew this is permanent: http://www.thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/livinondaedge/IMG_1018.html
@lunchbox
cobrasnake encompasses all douchey things and is a sort of nauseating hipster mecca.
AND I AGREE! LSTYRSMDL ARE THE COOLEST which is why they aren’t hipsters.
lunchbox, you can’t vote because my beard won’t let you! I have a comment filter installed in my neck hair. No offence, but I need this beard! There are other important things in it too, including a refrigeration unit. So when I shave, all of yesterday’s leftovers get spoiled!
thank you for your votes everyone! and thank you for the latest hipster research. compelling!
this poll is bullshit! 5/16 = 31.3% of votes my hipster prettays, not 31.0!
Here, I made a diagram showing how LYM may in fact be hipsters:
http://people.thirteen.net/~dpacker/the_long_tail_of_victory
ah but that is like, only the exposition of the story and stuff. the climax is the huge showing of support in the middle of your chart there. idn’t it?