LAST YEAR'S MODEL

• NEW WAVE SYNTH PUNK RADTOWN. MENTAL HOPSCOTCH BY MISSING PERSONS. FROM THEIR 1980 SELF TITLED EP. http://bit.ly/59fg1P #
• THINKS THAT IF YOU ARE GOING TO COPY SOMEONE, COPY NEW ORDER–COLD CAVE'S VIDEO FOR LOVE COMES CLOSE OFF THEIR… http://bit.ly/57YLJ5 #
• KISS IN CITIES. MYSPACE.COM/KISSINCITIES http://bit.ly/6YaiMT #

don't look the turtle in the eye!

Hope u r watching tv right now.

The NYT scooped me on jerking! I had no idea that people’ve been dancing in skinny jeans for the past year! This is mind-blowing! I can’t even walk fast when I’m wearing skinny jeans. At least not right after they come out of the dryer.

Anyway, it looks super fun *and* they’re obstructing traffic! Check it out, the playhead is set to skip the pre-dancing shit-talking (about 1 min in).

I expect to see you dancing at the next show! You have til 2010 to learn these moves!!

The reject looks do-able

• LYM PERFORMING FUTUREMATIC LIVE IN 2008 AT THE NIGHTLIGHT IN NC. IT WAS A SMALL SHOW, BUT OUR FAVORITE ON THE… http://bit.ly/4xAhAi #
• PERFORMING "FUTUREMATIC" LIVE IN AUGUST 2008 AT THE NIGHTLIGHT IN NC. CHECK OUT RADICAL NINJA DANCE MOVES BY Joseph… http://bit.ly/TsDXr #
• WHEN CATS KICK DOGS IN THE FACE. http://bit.ly/2gEFty #
• IS SICK OF COMPUTERS CRASHING!!!! http://bit.ly/3swDVz #

You are about to witness an amazing video made out of the 172 photos (thank you Evan!) from the Nightlight show from UT08 (Ultimate Tour 2008)! It might even be better than the previous UT08 video (it’s certainly shorter (please just watch it til 00:12, it will speed up)).

Also, please be our friend on YouTube! I finally learned how to log in to the official LYM account and all future LYM videos will be uploaded to the LYM channel, going forward.

♥

All the other MODELs have fun, musical side projects! So I’m going to be DJing at a femme-feminist event this Thursday in DUMBO. And by DJ, I mean, making a Zune playlist.

If you like cupcakes, alcohol, makeovers & lingerie you should come! Especially if you have an extra $25–50 in your wallet!

Please recommend some music! Or I will play Le Tigre, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs & Lady Gaga the entire time.

And for those of you who can’t make it, you can watch this video of Tyra for some makeup tips!

Click for event details

We take all threats (real, implied, and including imaginary) very seriously.

No really, I can break boards with these hands. So watch out! Especially if your face is made out of pine!

• FEIGN INTEREST YOU MUST ACQUIRE NOW TO STAY UPDATE! http://bit.ly/1BFKO5 #
• WAIT FOR IT http://bit.ly/lVH1q #
• HERE'S ALL THE LATEST NEWS VIA A LINK. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT?! JOIN US OR DIE! http://bit.ly/1puQJk #
• MAYBE THE BEST VIDEO EVER. PLASTICS PERFORM TOP SECRET MAN FROM THE ALBUM, WELCOME PLASTICS (1979). ALSO, CHICA… http://bit.ly/46gkwT #

I dunno about that last post (no offense -001). Maybe Last Year’s Model is over: we don’t play shows, -001’s always working, I’m psychologically disabled, -004 secretly wants to be a bassist, what if -003 never comes back to America, & we don’t even have a van! AAAAA!!!!! Look at how cool we used to be (circa August 2008):

(This video ["Fade & Reveal"] was made with Microsoft Movie Maker. I think it’s a little more accessible than -001’s video “concept” for 2012, but I’ll try to refrain from judging before seeing the final product.)

(The audio track is “Down”, which is a very nice song for when you are feeling nostalgic that you can purchase from iTunes.)

Video highlights & All the good keyboardists are taken