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This is pretty much how I feel about “shutting down [LSTYRSMDL]” (ignore the title of the video & note the cross-eyed rage in the singers’ voices):
I am slowly accepting our new non-band status however, and, you know?, maybe it’s better this way. I could join an all-girl, zero-robot band or something and focus more on my hair:
No, no, it can’t be true. T_T
No commentsShit Just Got Real
Hi friends! -001 said that I could post on the blog again! YEEESSSSSSS!!!
Well, he never said that I couldn’t post, but I like his posts and I think he posts more if I don’t post, so I haven’t been posting. Or maybe I’ve been a little preoccupied.
Anyway, we had practice this weekend, without -006. It would have been unbearably sad if -005 hadn’t visited us. PLUS!!! -001 & -003 wrote a new song! It is awesome. And it is very fast. 180 bpm. You are going to like it! IT’S SO FAST!

-005 makes everything alright
If you’re not too busy celebrating Columbus Day on October 11th, you can hear the new song at The Mercury Lounge. You can also listen to the Parlotones & Atomic Tom after we are done. They’re alright. They have a lot more Facebook Likes & Myspace Fans than we do.
So the show is about 2 weeks from now. That gives you time to learn some new dance moves (see below). These moves are pretty fast, and a little more complicated than the choreography that I usually post here. It is totally OK to do them half-time for our songs:
See ya later. If you are/know 625krista, email me!!!
No commentsMODEL-006 IS REAL!
For all you doubters & complainers:

MODEL-006!!!
You can see him in 3-D on Thursday, at the Cameo Gallery show.
1 commentHUMAN 2.0 Has Been Released!
The record release party at The Tank was so much fun! Thank you for coming! And thanks Little, Big, Blush Response, Paris & Outpt for playing with us. And finally, thanks Damian Genuardi for making all those hot florescent CD covers & posters! (Did you get a copy? If not, you can see the CD cover [and listen to the album] on the music page.)
For a more comprehensive & intelligent overview of what went down on 04.30.10, check out KOTGB’s review of the show! ^_^
These fantastic photos were taken by Jackson Bailey! Any weird color issues is not his fault! I was p-shopping! No comments
Manhattanville!
Thanks WMVL Pulse & Manhattanville College & especially Paula for inviting us to play on Friday! We had lots of fun!

Preparations have commenced.

sick. ready.
Tensions are high!
MODELS-001, -003, & -004 go awry during practice before the big important show at Desmond’s! Will they be able to get their act together in time or will they embarrass themselves in front of thousands of fans in Murray Hill, tomorrow night, around 11 p.m.?!?

MODELS ON THE VERGE OF MELTDOWN
Next level beats!
Chillaxxxx people!!! You can experience Human 2.0 March 13th at Desmond’s Tavern! To help you pass the time, I will share my new favorite YouTube videos with you ^_^
Die Antwoord. YOU’RE WELCOME®!
No commentsThis is Hadouken!
I think we can all agree that dioramas are awesome! Come see Hadouken! out of the box this Monday, right after we open for them!
No commentsMERCURY SHOW DETAILS
from -001 on Facebook:
| LIVE @ THE MERCURY LOUNGE w/ HADOUKKEN! LYM IS BACK IN RADTOWN Host: LAST YEAR’S MODEL Type: Music/Arts – Performance Network: Global Date: Monday, February 8, 2010 Time: 6:00pm – 9:00pm Location: 217 East Houston Street NY, NY |
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WE ARE BACK!!!! COME SEE US!!! PERFORMING WITH HADOUKKEN! @ THE MERCURY LOUNGE. WE’RE GIVING OUT FREE NEW MUSIC* TO EVERYONE WHO COMES!!! WE GO ON AT 630 SHARP. 21+ (SORZZZZ), $10.
*I have listened to this free new music! -003 just mastered it & it sounds awesome!!!
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