LAST YEAR’S MODEL

Since August:

1. Hurricane Fay chases us around Florida. We survive but our shoes are ruined.
2. SYNTH1 dies. Attempts at resuscitation have been ongoing.
3. MODEL-003’s guitar neck snaps. It is in one piece again, but something has changed.
4. MODEL-001’s Korg vocoder refuses to play more than one note. Repairs have been made but its condition is still being monitored closely.
5. M-Box falls off its last leg & dies. A replacement is still being sought.
6. The keys for the practice space are swapped with blanks by the locksmith. Location of the real keys is still unknown.
7. MODEL-002’s MS2000 is found dead in its box. Investigations into cause of death and possibility of revival are under way.

So many casualties in so few months! This is totally unacceptable. It’s time for us to take action.